Belatrix
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Latest victim? Randolph Carter. Next victim? YOU.
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Post by Belatrix on Jul 3, 2016 16:31:27 GMT
Ask me anything...
If you dare.
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Post by Andrew Lister on Jul 3, 2016 17:32:33 GMT
Do all souls taste the same? Evil people? Goody two-shoes? The elderly? The young? What's your favorite?
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Belatrix
New Member
Latest victim? Randolph Carter. Next victim? YOU.
Posts: 6
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Post by Belatrix on Jul 4, 2016 3:35:31 GMT
Do all souls taste the same? Evil people? Goody two-shoes? The elderly? The young? What's your favorite? You'd be surprised how much I'm asked that. Good versus evil is actually not very different, when it comes to soul-sucking taste. Evil is spicier, but rare; even the most wicked believe themselves to be better than they really are. Good tends to be sugary sweet. Truly evil humans are meaty and savory, like you would enjoy a prime cut of steak, but those whose faith is strong are spicy. You have the Scoville scale, we use the Devotion scale. I once managed to spend a weekend in a nunnery, and the way my eyes were streaming you'd think I had eaten a roomful of ghost peppers... The wise are rather like fish: brain food. But the sheeple masses (viewers of Khardashians and Snookie) are more like Pringles; I can eat those souls by the handful, and there's no nutritional value whatsoever. The young are delicacies, like a good cut of veal, but the elderly tend to be rather gamey. One must slow-cook those to get them tenderized and juicy, but thanks to their loose, wrinkly skin they're incredibly easy to peel. My favorite? There is nothing like fear to liven up a meal. Frightened prey always tastes better. Thank you for the questions, Andrew. Unfortunately, you've made me hungry and your soul looks to be rather tasty... |
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azuretalon
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I poop violence and was raised in a wolf barn!
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Post by azuretalon on Jul 4, 2016 16:01:27 GMT
Your last victim was Randolph Carter? So you haven't eaten since 1920? No wonder your a cranky pants. And as for fear, I mean, you want to take that easy right or the whole thing winds up tasting like shit? Also, does that mean if you pop a reality TV whore, you can't stop? Please Please Please don't.
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